
23 May Cancun, 2020
My partner and I spent an amazing, beautiful, fun week in Cancun from January 9th – January 16th, 2020. I know it was a good trip because I started full on crying the day we had to leave. I also know it was a good trip because I procrastinated on editing my silly vlog (below) and putting together my photo diary (also below). It feels a bit self-indulgent to compile this in the midst of a pandemic, but please join me in reminiscing about less strange times!
The photo highlight reel consists of three categories.
1. Our day at Isla Mujeres, which was, in retrospect, one of the best days of my life:







2. Our day trip to Chichen Itza (which has been on my bucket list for a very long time and which I was very excited about):








3. General dicking around:




















Allow me to conclude on a lighter note by humbly presenting this gallery of corny tourist pics of myself that I amassed:
It all began with one corny pic… And then I realized there were signs like this EVERYWHERE. And I needed to document them. YOU LOST THE GAME. (zoom in on my face if you want to have nightmares) Not a sign, obviously, but since I was on a mission to get as many corny pics as possible I simply couldn’t help myself. This is in front of the most popular nightclub in Mexico, where a whole lineup of beautiful, sexily-dressed people watched me pose for this. You have lost the game AGAIN, my friend. And finally: me doing some real hot girl shit in front of the red-carpet-style backdrop Cocobongo has set up… lmao