So I saw this Buzzfeed post full of cheerful phone lock screens earlier and thought they were all very pretty but not very me. I’m not hating on the positive self talk, but I just think nihilism is a whole lot funnier. So I made a bunch of cynical, pessimistic lock screens for cynical, pessimistic people.
They’re cropped for the iPhone 5 because that’s what I own, but they should work for most phones. Also, I’m not a graphic designer, so these are extremely amateur, don’t hate me plz.
And finally, here’s one of these screens in action:
If you liked these, you should also check out Unspirational, Texts From Your Existentialist, and Nihilisa Frank, all of which I thoroughly enjoy and which served as partial inspirations for this post, haha.