My partner and I spent an amazing, beautiful, fun week in Cancun from January 9th – January 16th, 2020. I know it was a good trip because I started full on crying the day we had to leave. I also know it was a good trip because I procrastinated on editing my silly vlog (below) and putting together my photo diary (also below). It feels a bit self-indulgent to compile this in the midst of a pandemic, but please join me in reminiscing about less strange times!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpCifBnZ_q8
The photo highlight reel consists of three categories.
1. Our day at Isla Mujeres, which was, in retrospect, one of the best days of my life:







2. Our day trip to Chichen Itza (which has been on my bucket list for a very long time and which I was very excited about):








3. General dicking around:




















Allow me to conclude on a lighter note by humbly presenting this gallery of corny tourist pics of myself that I amassed:
It all began with one corny pic… And then I realized there were signs like this EVERYWHERE. And I needed to document them. YOU LOST THE GAME. (zoom in on my face if you want to have nightmares) Not a sign, obviously, but since I was on a mission to get as many corny pics as possible I simply couldn’t help myself. This is in front of the most popular nightclub in Mexico, where a whole lineup of beautiful, sexily-dressed people watched me pose for this. You have lost the game AGAIN, my friend. And finally: me doing some real hot girl shit in front of the red-carpet-style backdrop Cocobongo has set up… lmao